tiddiemeat420:

*on family fued* 

steve harvey: for the win.. name something that is very loud.. 

me: steve,. 

steve harvey: *sweats* 

me: my weed lmaooo 

steve harvey: HIS WEED

*1 answer* 

steve harvey: lmao bruh nice

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hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

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ironmanarlert:

u can run

u can hide

but u can’t change the fact that scooby doo’s real name is scoobert doo

(Source: tittily, via elektraofficial)

vaspim:

Idk *masturbates*

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